I've decided to create a new club...but I am not a member. It's actually a cell of a club created by Randy Galloway, my new personal hero. He said "pimp-slap" the other day...he is a 50-something white Texan. It's called the "Sit-Down and Shut-Up" Club, and I am nominating these individuals for membership:
~ Mark Cuban- So he is already a member. In fact, he's the president. Don't get me wrong, he's entertaining, and he has done a lot for the Mavericks. But sometimes Mark, you just need to sit down and shut up. C'Mon, he went on Leno after the Mavs got beat for the first time in the finals series and was acting as if the Mavs already had the title in the bag. Even though everyone was kinda thinking the same thing, it was a little too cocky. But let's face it, all Mavs fans hate to love him.
~ Dwyane Wade- Ya, all Mavs fans hate you. It's not all because you lead the Miami Heat to a Championship, it's because you went and insulted our Dirk Nowitzki...and you do not say anything negative about Dirk:
''At the end of the day,'' Wade said, ``you're remembered for what you did at the end. . . . I think that's the reason -- Dirk says they gave us the championship last year, but he's the reason they lost the championship, because he wasn't the leader that he's supposed to be in the closing moments. That's because of great defense by us, but also he wasn't assertive enough as a leader's supposed to be.'
ohhhh Dwyane, oh no you didn't!!! So now, I really don't feel that bad about your shoulder. Sure, you did dislocate it, but why would you need a wheel chair to take you back to the locker room...for a shoulder injury??
In the words of Justin Timberlake: "What goes around goes around goes around comes all the way back around....yeah"
~Pat Riley- C'Mon, he looks like Senator Palpatine from Star Wars...'nuff said.
~David Stern- Commissioner of the NBA, who fined Mark Cuban $250,000 for his conduct during game 5 of the 2006 NBA finals in an attempt to get him to sit down and shut up. Even though he had the right intentions, he was stupid enough to try to get Mark Cuban to sit down and shut up...so he's just in this group for being stupid...and for really fucking up the NBA.
~Bennett Salvatore, and the other refs of the 2006 NBA Finals- Wade shot 96 free throws in that series...which is re-dunk-ulous.
Next: People who I am loving right now, members of the Luv Luv Luv club:
~Randy Galloway- because I agree with everything he says...everything. How Bennett Salvatore is a dick, how Dwayne Wade showed no leadership when he was just sitting on the bench crying after he injured his shoulder and how he was a diva to demanded a wheel chair to get back to the locker room. Luv Luv Luv Randy!
~D J Mbenga- just when he was starting to get some real play time, he tears his ACL, putting him out for the season and leaving us one player down. If there was ever a player who did not deserve to get injured that badly, it's DJ. He's from the Congo, but he's so upbeat and friendly. Luv Lub Luv DJ!
~Dirk Nowitzki- It would take me days to explain, he is just an amazing player, captain, and all-around good person. He's a 7' that takes jump shots, and he has been flirting with a triple-double all season (no, that is not code for a woman...a triple-double is when you get double didget points, rebounds, and assists). And he currently has the same number of double-doubles this season that he had all of last season. And he started at the NBA All-Star game this year, the first Dallas Maverick to do so. And he loves the kids...like I said, it would take me days to explain this. Luv Luv Luv Dirk.
Which reminds me, add Antoine Walker to my "Sit-Down and Shut-Up" Club, because he flagrantly hit Dirk in the face in the game last Thursday...but he got ejected from the game, which made me giggle.
But Alex is breathing down my neck to finish, so I will finish my Luv Luv Luv Club list later...
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